|1998 CNNP 7542 Qingbing Liming by white2tea|
|10 gram sample shown here, a promising brown.|
|First steep following 3 rinses.|
1. I am a Tea Drunk.
This means that I can take the alcoholic equivalent of gin with a splash of Listerine and say Hey, it's all Good and You Too, baby.
2. I don't believe that outside of China I can get any of the fantastic teas that will make me never go back to anything else.
This is because I don't live in China, or Malaysia, and yes I lied about dating the Taiwanese Businessman. Sorry, I apologize to the readers who emailed me thinking I was serious and looking to hook me up on a date with a Taiwanese Businessman. I'm still deleting spam on a daily basis from people posting on my blog about Green Supplements.
3. I'm an Old Lady who farts and takes fish pills.
Listen. You wouldn't want to be in an elevator with me. Is this the sort of person you rely on for tea advice?
|Third steep plus leaves.|
Finally, I think tea vendors need to add a Bridal Registry to their websites. The Coffee People have them, why not us? People spring for $1000 cappuccino machines as wedding gifts every single day. Give some happy Tea Drunk the $1000 Wedding of his 357 Gram Dreams. She wants Petr Nowak more than you know, and instead she gets Corningware, dear jesus, five steeps and I think I'm tea drunk now, god I love tea. "Supposed to be a funeral, it's been a bad, bad day."
Requiescat in Pace.